XL vs. BigBadLard (TXW Hardcore championship) gimmick (Hardcore Match)


Greg Lowder - This match is a Hardcore Match for the TXW Hardcore title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 450 pounds, he holds the TXW Hardcore title belt, BigBadLard!! (crowd cheers)

["The Fat-Man, Flyer is in the house!!" BigBadLard's music hits the arena as he appears at the top of the ramp and slowly dances to the ring, jiggling his belly to his fans as he goes. ]

Greg Lowder - and his opponent, weighing in at 280 pounds, from Unknown a member of TTT accompanied by Tara Total, XL!!! (crowd boos)

[Music plays, XL walks out with a mean look on his face. He walks down to the ring and steps over the top rope. BigBadLard watches XL. XL checks out the ring. (the bell rings) XL gets hit with a dragon screw from BigBadLard. BigBadLard moves back to his feet. BigBadLard grabs XL and applies an arm wrench. BigBadLard kicks XL on the mat. XL bounces BBL off the ropes and clotheslines him. XL covers BigBadLard hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 BigBadLard escapes. BigBadLard gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. XL rakes his fingers across BBL's back. BigBadLard executes a split legged moonsault on to XL. ]

Phil Moore - BigBadLard can use all the flying moves he likes, XL will crush him with his superior strength.

[Now BBL standing. BBL sends XL to ringside. ]

Phil Moore - XL is just playing dead, he's going to explode and take Lard-o to a new level and pain.

[ BBL stomps XL. XL is up again. XL gives BigBadLard a reverse neckbreaker. XL stomps BBL's head. XL covers BigBadLard hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 BigBadLard escapes. ]

Greg Lowder - BigBadLard with another quick kickout.

[ BBL is back on his feet. XL pokes BigBadLard in the eyes. XL rakes the face of BigBadLard. ]

Phil Moore - XL is now exploding just like I said he would!

[XL punches BigBadLard in the gut. XL kicks BBL in the groin. XL executes a huge gutbuster on BigBadLard. XL grabs BigBadLard and applies an arm wrench. BigBadLard climbs to his feet. XL goes for a power slam but BigBadLard dodges the attack. They head back into the ring. XL gets elbowed to his midsection by BBL. BigBadLard pins XL against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. XL slaps BBL. ]

Greg Lowder - BigBadLard takes a nasty slap across the face!

[XL hits BigBadLard with a headbutt to the mid-section. BBL punches XL in the gut. BigBadLard slaps the face of XL. BBL gets up. BigBadLard gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by XL. ]

Phil Moore - XL is a spectacular physical specimen. To be able to lift BigBadLard.... it's amazing!

[BigBadLard stands up. Spinning neck-breaker from BigBadLard takes XL down. BigBadLard covers XL hooking the leg. Bill Green counts the pin. ...1 ...2 XL kicks out. ]

Greg Lowder - XL kicks out.

[XL is back on his feet. BBL and XL go to the floor. XL tosses BigBadLard into the ringside barricade. BigBadLard grabs a folding chair and as XL is walking over, BigBadLard hits him in the face and goes for the cover. Tara Total comes over and breaks it up. Tara backs off as BigBadLard gives for a look and when he turns back to XL he's greeted by a kick to the chest. ]

Phil Moore - HUGE boot to the chest of BigBadLard! Maybe he should have been watching XL, and not that tasty little sweet tart, Tara Total!

[XL chokes BigBadLard with his boot. Now BigBadLard standing. XL grabs BigBadLard's arm, takes him down, and puts him in the armbar. Bill Green asks BigBadLard if he quits. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... BigBadLard tries to escape. ... XL breaks the hold. They head back into the ring. ]

Phil Moore - XL is showing us all why I'm his fan!

[XL hits BBL with the back of his elbow. XL jabs BigBadLard. BigBadLard gives XL a reverse neckbreaker. BigBadLard climbs to his feet. BigBadLard applies an arm wrench to XL. BBL stomps XL's head. XL uses a closed fist on BBL. XL nails BBL with an inverted DDT. XL sucks chants start in the crowd. ]

Phil Moore - That was some kind of DDT! I'm impressed!

[XL covers BigBadLard hooking the leg. Bill Green counts. ...1 ...2 BigBadLard kicks out. BigBadLard gets up. XL drags BigBadLard to the floor. Tara Total comes over and hits BigBadLard with a lowblow. XL slams BigBadLard's face onto the ringsteps and grabs a trash can from under the ring. He swings it at BigBadLard but the fat man ducks and Tara gets nailed in the head. ]

Greg Lowder - Tara is out cold! That's what she gets for trying to interfere in a hardcore match!

[BigBadLard goes into the ring and as XL is checking on Tara the Fat-man bounces off the far ropes and hits XL with a dropkick through the ropes.]

Greg Lowder - My god! BigBadLard just put all his weight behind a dropkick that sent XL into the barricade!

[XL staggers to his feet as BigBadLard comes to the outside. XL kicks BBL in the stomach. BBL gets up. BigBadLard gets sidewalk slammed by XL. They lockup. BigBadLard sends XL into the ringsteps. BBL chops XL and hits him with a faceslam. BigBadLard goes to the apron and leaps off, landing one hell of a Gut-Buster on XL!! Bill Green counts. ...1 ...2 ...3

Phil Moore - He cheated!!

Greg Lowder - Even if he did, there aren't any rules... The winner of this match, and still TXW Hardcore championship champion, BigBadLard!! Coming up next, it's The Bird vs. Jack Walton!

 

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