Greg Lowder - This match is a Standard Match tag match for the TXW Tag Team championship titles. On there way to the ring at this time, Totalitation!!!

[Totalitation come to the ring. ]

Greg Lowder - and their opponents, the team of Lowder Boyz.

[The Lowder Boyz music plays as Mike and Keven run to the ring and slide in. Mike watches XL. XL executes a pumphandle suplex on Mike Lowder. (ding, ding, ding) Mike Lowder executes the guillotine choke on XL. Mike Lowder stomps XL's head. ]

Phil Moore - Mike trying to earn a quick win, I doubt it'll work against the greatest wrestler in the history of TXW, XL!

[Mike Lowder covers XL hooking the leg. Referee Bill Green makes the count. ...1 XL escapes. ]

Greg Lowder - So... even with your newfound professionalism, you still do that XL stuff?

Phil Moore - Seems that way...

[XL stands up. XL rakes his fingers across Mike Lowder's back. Mike Lowder uses a lariat on XL. Mike applies an arm wrench to XL. XL gets back to his feet. Mike Lowder makes the tag to Keven Lowder. Keven uses a lariat on XL. Keven stomps XL. XL tags in Tara Total. XL suplexes Keven Lowder. XL suplexes Keven Lowder. Tara Total clotheslines Keven. ]

Phil Moore - Double team on Keven. That's quite a shame.

[Tara Total is up again. Tara Total tries for a gutbuster but is unable to lift Keven. Keven Lowder kicks Tara Total in the stomach. Keven covers Tara Total. Bill Green counts the pin. ...1 Tara Total kicks out. ]

Greg Lowder - Tara Total kicks out, but I'm not worried.

[Tara Total makes the tag to XL. XL punches Keven Lowder repeatedly. XL clotheslines Keven. Tara Total slams Keven with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam. ]

Phil Moore - Outstanding slamming move by Tara Total!

[ Keven hits Tara with a back fist. Keven Lowder kicks Tara Total in the head. Tara Total gets back to her feet. Tara Total tries for a fisherman suplex but is not strong enough to lift Keven Lowder.]

Greg Lowder - Tara really ought to know her own limitations...

[Keven leg drops the throat of XL. ]

Greg Lowder - Bare in mind, XL is the legal man for Totalitation, even though he's just sitting back at this point..

[XL sends Keven to the corner of the ring. ]

Phil Moore - Well, here he comes as Tara steps out to the apron.

[Keven gets thrown into the turnbuckle. XL comes over and smashes Keven's head into it. XL gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Keven Lowder comes over and smashes XL's head into it. ]

Greg Lowder -Keven just showed XL that it goes both ways!

[Keven Lowder makes the tag to Mike Lowder. Mike Lowder executes a jawbreaker on XL. Mike is back on his feet. Keven Lowder tagged in by Mike. XL punches Keven Lowder repeatedly. ]

Greg Lowder - The Lowder Boyz are tagging in and out and doing a great job of keeping XL away from his corner!

[Keven Lowder brings in Mike for Lowder Boyz. XL uses a closed fist on Mike Lowder and sprints to his corner to tag in Tara Total. Mike Lowder jabs Tara Total. Tara Total tries for a avalanche but Mike Lowder avoids it. Tara Total sends Mike Lowder to ringside. Bill Green starts the count (.1) ]

Phil Moore - I bet your boy gets counted out!

Greg Lowder - You're on, let's make it thirty bucks.

[(..2) Tara Total pulls Mike's hair. (...3) Mike Lowder rakes his fingers across Tara Total's back. ]

Phil Moore - Deal.

[(....4) Mike Lowder chops Tara Total. (.....5) Mike dropkicks Tara, sending her over the barricade. Tara low blows Mike Lowder. Mike tosses Tara into a nearby fan who spills his drink on her. (……6) Tara Irish Whips the fan into Mike Lowder and both fall over. Tara kicks the fallen fan once for good measure. Mike Lowder gets up. Tara Total and Mike Lowder move back to ringside. (…….7) Tara Total takes Mike into the ring. Tara Total executes a swinging bulldog on Mike Lowder driving Mike Lowder's face into the mat. XL tagged in by Tara Total. XL chokes Mike Lowder with his boot. ]

Greg Lowder - Mike is wearing down and he needs to make a tag to Keven...

[Mike Lowder clotheslines XL. Mike drives a forearm into the head of XL. XL brings in Tara Total for Totalitation. Tara Total tries for a tiger suplex but is unable to lift Mike Lowder. Mike Lowder kicks Tara Total in the stomach. ]

Phil Moore - Well, Mike just bought himself time.

[Keven Lowder tagged in by Mike. Keven Lowder bounces Tara Total off the ropes and clotheslines her. Keven Lowder goes for a pin. Referee Bill Green makes the count. ...1 Tara Total kicks out. ]

Greg Lowder - She's tough, no doubt about it, but she's no match for my Boyz!

[Keven Lowder tags Mike. The Lowder Boyz execute a double suplex on Tara Total. XL tries to get it, but the ref stops him.]

Phil Moore - Good thing for your sons the ref stopped the human-bulldozer because if XL got in there, he'd tear them apart!

[Tara Total executes a spinning DDT, planting Keven Lowder's head in the mat. Tara Total is back on her feet. Keven moves back to his feet. Keven hits a running forearm smash on Tara Total's face. Keven sucks chants start in the crowd. Mike tags in Keven Lowder. Tara Total clotheslines Keven. Tara Total gives Keven Lowder a reverse neckbreaker. Tara Total climbs to her feet. Keven Lowder tags Mike. Keven clotheslines Tara Total. Tara Total is t-bone suplexed by Mike. ]

Phil Moore - Now, if they're so great, why do your sons have to double team a woman? Is that some sort of sick bedroom habit?

Greg Lowder - Watch it! It's been a long time since I was a wrestler, but I know I could kick your ass!

[ Mike pins Tara Total against the ropes and chokes her with his forearm. Mike bounces Tara Total off the ropes and clotheslines her. Tara Total stands up. Mike Lowder legsweeps Tara Total. Now Tara Total standing. Mike uses a running lariat to take Tara Total down. Mike sends Tara Total to ringside. Bill Green starts the count (.1) ]

Phil Moore - I'll hand it to Mike, that was a great series of moves!

[Tara Total gets up. (..2) Tara Total gives Mike a reverse neckbreaker. (...3) Mike pokes Tara Total in the eyes. ]

Greg Lowder - Eye-poke-rana, eh, Phil?

[(....4) Tara Total tries for a gutbuster but is unable to lift Mike Lowder.(.....5) Tara Total and Mike move back into the ring. Tara Total tries for a tiger suplex but is unable to lift Mike. Tara Total executes a swinging bulldog on Mike Lowder driving Mike Lowder's face into the mat. Tara Total tags XL. XL leg drops the throat of Mike. ]

Phil Moore - Here he comes!

[XL leg drops Mike Lowder. Mike Lowder gets up. XL gets hit with a dragon screw from Mike Lowder. Mike Lowder gets up. XL is up again. Mike Lowder gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by XL. Mike gets back to his feet. Mike bites XL's arm out of desperation. Mike bounces XL off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Mike moves back to his feet. Mike Lowder applies an arm wrench to XL. Mike applies an arm wrench to XL. ]

Greg Lowder - Mike with a vicious arm wrench! We've seen the results of that early in the night with Bilko's broken arm...

[XL tags in Tara Total. Mike Lowder uppercuts Tara Total. Mike hiptosses Tara Total. XL tagged in by Tara Total. Tara Total clotheslines Mike Lowder. XL punches Mike repeatedly. Tara Total suplexes Mike Lowder. ]

Phil Moore - There's another double team, practically a triple team because XL's a part of it...

[Tara Total tries for a side belly-to-belly suplex but Mike avoids it. Mike executes the slingshot facebuster, slamming Tara Total's face to the mat. Mike Lowder gets up. Tara Total moves back to her feet. Mike Lowder tags in Keven. XL executes the guillotine choke on Keven Lowder. Keven hiptosses XL. XL gets back to his feet. XL executes a huge gutbuster on Keven. Keven tags Mike Lowder. XL hits Mike with the back of his elbow. XL tags Tara Total. Mike Lowder delivers a kick to the head of Tara Total. Keven tagged in by Mike. Keven Lowder applies an arm wrench to Tara Total. Keven Lowder stomps Tara Total's head. Tara Total gets up. Keven is speared by Tara Total. Tara Total is up again. Keven Lowder is back on his feet. Tara Total tries for a German suplex but is not strong enough to lift Keven.]

Phil Moore - Heh, I know she's the man-thing's teammate but she needs to either stop wrestling men or stop trying to lift them!

[ Keven tags in Mike. Tara Total pulls Mike Lowder's hair. ]

Greg Lowder - Now she's pulling hair?! What's wrong with this women?

[Mike Lowder tags in Keven. Keven hits Tara Total with the back of his elbow. Keven Lowder brings in Mike Lowder. Tara Total gives Mike Lowder a reverse neckbreaker. Tara Total stands up. Tara Total tags in XL. XL grabs Mike and applies an arm wrench. Tara Total climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Mike. Tara Total climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the Tara Moonsault on Mike Lowder! ]

Greg Lowder - Tara Moonsault and she's not the legal man!

[XL goes for the pin on Mike. (…1) Keven breaks it up. Tara punches Keven. XL tosses Keven over the ropes. Mike rolls out of the ring. The ref gets Tara back to her corner as XL goes out of the ring. Mike goes around the corner of the ring and rolls in to make the tag to Keven. XL gets a chair and climbs into the ring. Keven Lowder pokes XL in the eyes. XL delivers a kick to the head of Keven Lowder. The ref tosses the chair to the outside. ]

Greg Lowder - I think XL was trying to get a DQ to keep the tag titles!

[Keven Lowder with an exploder suplex on XL. Keven sucks chants start in the crowd. Keven and XL go to the floor Bill Green starts the count (.1) (..2) Keven Lowder slaps XL. (...3) XL gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. (....4) Keven uses a closed fist on XL. ]

Greg Lowder - Keven is in control outside the ring...

[(.....5) XL and Keven Lowder move back into the ring. XL slaps Keven Lowder in the face. XL hits Mike with a headbutt to the mid-section. Keven Lowder punches XL in the gut. Tara Total tagged in by XL. XL hits the fallaway slam on Keven Lowder. Tara Total executes a huge gutbuster on Keven Lowder. ]

Greg Lowder - Keven is really getting tossed around. He needs to tag in Mike.

[Tara Total pulls Keven Lowder's hair. Tara Total gets elbowed to her midsection by Keven Lowder. Keven gives Tara Total a reverse neckbreaker. Keven Lowder stands up. Tara Total makes the tag to XL. Tara Total piledrives Keven Lowder. ]

Phil Moore - Piledriver!

[Keven Lowder is speared by Tara Total. Tara Total sucks chants start in the crowd. Tara Total stands up. ]

Greg Lowder - Again, Tara is staying in the ring long after tagging XL! The Ref needs to put an end to that!

[Keven stands up. Keven Lowder kicks XL in the groin. Tara goes to the apron so XL can tag her right back in. Tara Total executes a swinging bulldog on Keven Lowder driving his face into the mat. XL uses a running lariat to take Keven Lowder down. ]

Greg Lowder - Now XL is staying in! If the Ref would do his job, this match would have been over a long time ago!

[Keven Lowder gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Keven Lowder punches XL in the gut. XL goes to the apron. Keven gets hit with a fisherman suplex by Tara Total. Tara Total uses a belly-to-belly suplex. Keven Lowder is down. ]

Greg Lowder - Keven goes down again...

[Keven Lowder legsweeps Tara Total. Tara Total climbs to her feet. Tara Total tries for a German suplex but is not strong enough to lift Keven Lowder. Tara Total gets sent into the turnbuckle while Keven Lowder hits her with a splash. ]

Greg Lowder - Keven's making a comeback!

[Keven Lowder sends Tara Total to ringside. Bill Green starts the count (.1) Keven slaps the face of Tara Total. Keven Lowder punches Tara Total in the head. Keven Lowder and Tara Total move back into the ring. Keven uses a running lariat to take Tara Total down. Tara Total is up again. Keven executes a spinning DDT, planting Tara Total's head in the mat. Keven moves back to his feet. Tara Total gets back to her feet. Keven Lowder grabs Tara Total and nails her with the Lowder than Hell!! Mike Lowder comes in the ring to spear XL who is trying to break it up. Mike hits XL with a cross bodyblock, taking both men over the top rope to the mats below as Keven covers Tara Total. Referee Bill Green makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Greg Lowder - The winners of this match, and new TXW Tag Team championship champions, Lowder Boyz!!!



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