Greg Lowder - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 250 pounds, from Moscow, The Bird! (crowd cheers **)

[Light go out, total silence, a giant burst of sounds as "Enter Sandman" starts to play. The Bird enters the arena on inline skates with a 920 degree spin, dressed in hockey gear with a titanium plated hockey stick....on his jersey, a picture of a Bird. ]

Greg Lowder - and his opponent, weighing in at 245 pounds, from Bicester a member of TTT, Bilko! (crowd boos *******)

[starts singing to the crowd. The Bird watches Bilko. Bilko checks his boots. (ding, ding, ding) The Bird rakes the face of Bilko. ]

Phil Moore - The Bird with an amazing Face-scratch-ezuri to get this one started!

Greg Lowder - The Bird uses a cheep move to take control early.

[Bilko bites The Bird's arm. The Bird slaps Bilko. Bilko hits him with a back fist. ]

Phil Moore - It's really more of a catfight than a wrestling match...

Greg Lowder - They're... heh, that's actually pretty good, Phil.

[The Bird gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Bilko comes over and smashes The Bird's head into it. ]

Greg Lowder - Bilko is staying on the Bird very well at this point in the match.

[Bilko slaps The Bird. The Bird with a jumping DDT on Bilko. ]

Phil Moore - I would have to name Bilko as the underdog in this match. Remembering that it was The Bird who eliminated him in that big six-man tag elimination match last week.

[Now The Bird standing. The Bird puts the chicken wing on Bilko. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... ... Bilko escapes. ]

Greg Lowder - That's actually very insightful, Phil...?

[The Bird grabs Bilko and applies an arm wrench. The Bird kicks Bilko on the mat. ]

Phil Moore - Thank you, Greg.

[Now Bilko standing. Bilko rakes his fingers across The Bird's back. The Bird neck snaps Bilko. The Bird hiptosses Bilko. Bilko is back on his feet. The Bird hits a running forearm smash on Bilko's face. The Bird grabs Bilko and applies an arm wrench. ]

Greg Lowder - The Bird is really taking it to Bilko!

[The Bird stomps Bilko's head. Bilko stands up. The Bird short-arm clotheslines Bilko to the mat. Bilko climbs to his feet. The Bird jabs Bilko. The Bird spins around Bilko's back and DDT's him into the mat. ]

Phil Moore - Nice backspin DDT by The Bird.

Greg Lowder - I have to ask. Who are you?

Phil Moore - I'm Phil Moore, professional wrestling commentator!

Greg Lowder - That's not who you were last week... or for the entire time that I've known you.

[The Bird puts the chicken wing on Bilko. Bill Green asks Bilko if he quits. ... The Bird tightens the hold. ... Bilko escapes. The Bird chokes Bilko. The Bird climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Bilko. The Bird chants start. The Bird gets back to his feet. The Bird grabs Bilko and applies an arm wrench, there’s a snap and Bilko screams, clutching his arm.]

Greg Lowder - Oh my god!! I think Bilko's arm is broken!!

[ The Bird bounces Bilko off the ropes and nails him with a HUGE headbutt.. it's The Bird's Beak Evade! The Bird covers Bilko. Bill Green counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Greg Lowder - The Bird wins....

Phil Moore - Yes, but what about Bilko's arm?

[The Bird stands up and looks at Bilko. He waves his arm to call for some help.]

Greg Lowder - The Bird is clearly concerned about Bilko...

[The Bird tries to help Bilko up as the paramedics come in.]

Greg Lowder - We're going to go to a commercial break while they tend to Bilko. Please stay tuned.

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