Five vs. BigBadLard (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)
Greg Lowder - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at
this time, weighing in at 431 pounds, from the heart of here, Five!!! (crowd
boos )
[Five walks down to serve the wishes of the others. ]
Greg Lowder - and his opponent, weighing in at 450 pounds, he's the
TXW Hardcore champion, BigBadLard!!! (crowd cheers ****)
["The Fat-Man, Flyer is in the house!!" BigBadLard's music hits the
arena as he appears at the top of the ramp and slowly dances to the ring,
jiggling his belly to his fans as he goes. (ring, ring, ring) Five jabs BBL.
BigBadLard gets hit with a dragon screw from Five. Five gets up. BBL gets up.
BBL delivers a kick to the head of Five. BBL grabs Five and applies an arm
wrench. BBL stomps Five. Five bounces BBL off the ropes and clotheslines him.
BBL moves back to his feet. BBL hits a running forearm smash on Five's face. ]
Phil Moore - Five just got hit...
[ BBL stomps Five's head. Five is back on his feet. BBL bounces Five off the
ropes and clotheslines him. Five stands up. Five takes BigBadLard off his feet
with a short-arm clothesline. Five grabs BBL and applies an arm wrench. BBL gets
back to his feet. Five hits BBL with the back of his elbow. BigBadLard nails
Five with a springboard dropkick. BBL and Five go to the floor and referee Bill Green starts
the count (.1) BigBadLard chokes Five with his boot. BigBadLard hits Five with a
legsweep and tosses him back into the ring. BigBadLard applies an arm wrench to Five. BigBadLard stomps Five's
head. BBL grabs Five and applies an arm wrench. BBL covers Five hooking the leg.
Referee Bill Green makes the count. ...1 Five kicks out. ]
Greg Lowder - Five kicks out after one.
[Five moves back to his feet. Five drives a forearm into the head of BBL.
BigBadLard uses a lariat on Five. Five is up again. Five slaps BBL in the face.
Five is up again. Five uses a lariat on BigBadLard. Five kicks BBL on the mat.
BigBadLard moves back to his feet. BBL tries for a swinging DDT but Five avoids
it. BigBadLard and Five go to the floor ]
Phil Moore - Back to the floor, perhaps they'll save us some trouble and
get counted out...
[Bill Green starts the count (.1) (..2) Five gets hit with a dragon screw from
BBL. (...3) BBL grabs Five and applies an arm wrench. ]
Greg Lowder - BigBadLard with another arm wrench. Five's arm is really
taking some punishment.
[Five is back on his feet. (....4) Five gets elbowed to his midsection by
BigBadLard. (.....5) BigBadLard and Five move back into the ring. BBL hits him
with a back fist. BigBadLard slaps Five in the face. BBL rakes his fingers
across Five's back. BigBadLard chops Five. BBL slaps Five. ]
Phil Moore - BigBadLard with a slap!!! If my grandmother saw something as
pathetic as that, she'd die... that is, if she weren't already dead...
[Five gets thrown into the turnbuckle. BBL rushes in with a huge splash. BigBadLard goes for a spinebuster
but Five dodges the attack. BigBadLard executes a snap mare on Five and locks
him into the sleeper. Bill Green asks Five if he quits. ... BBL tightens the
hold. ... Five escapes. BBL and Five go to the floor ]
Greg Lowder - Five is much safer at ringside. BigBadLard can't get a pin
there.
[Bill Green starts the count (.1) (..2) BigBadLard kicks Five in the stomach.
(...3) BBL kicks Five on the floor. Five moves back to his feet. (....4) BBL
hiptosses Five. Five moves back to his feet. (.....5) Five takes BigBadLard into the ring. Five
kicks BBL in the back of the leg. Five applies an arm wrench to BBL. BBL is up
again. BigBadLard tries for a swinging neckbreaker but Five avoids it. BigBadLard
drags Five to the floor. ]
Phil Moore - What is with these guys?! Stay in the ring!!!
[Bill Green starts the count (.1) BBL bounces Five's face off the barricade. BBL goes for a spinning DDT but Five dodges the attack.
(..2) (...3) BBL drives a forearm into Five. (....4) BBL pins Five against the
ropes and chokes him with his forearm. (.....5) Five takes BBL into the ring.
Five pins BBL against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. ]
Greg Lowder - Back in the ring...
[ BBL legsweeps Five. BBL kicks Five on the mat. BigBadLard gets thrown into the
turnbuckle. Five comes over and smashes BigBadLard's head into it. Five hits him
with a back fist. BBL executes the slingshot facebuster, slamming Five's face to
the mat. BigBadLard covers Five. Referee Bill Green makes the count. ...1 ...2
Five kicks out. ]
Phil Moore - Oh, crap. Now it goes on...
[Five rakes his fingers across BigBadLard's back. BBL punches Five in the gut.
Five rakes the face of BigBadLard in attempt to make a come back. BBL uppercuts
Five. BigBadLard short-arm
clotheslines Five to the mat. Five climbs to his feet. BigBadLard hits the mat
via a nice side slam from Five.
]
Phil Moore - Wow, so much blubber hitting the mat... is that ring sturdy
enough to take much more of that?
[Five gets back to his feet. BBL gets up. Five executes the sleeperhold on BBL.
Bill Green asks BBL if he quits. ... Five tightens the hold. ... BBL tries to
escape. ... BBL escapes. ]
Greg Lowder - BigBadLard gets to the ropes.
[ BBL gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. BigBadLard punches Five in the
head. Five punches BBL in the head. BBL executes a jawbreaker on Five. BigBadLard
hits Five with the back of his elbow. Five hiptosses BBL. BBL climbs to his feet. Five hits BBL with a double
underhook Piledriver right into the mat. ]
Greg Lowder - Piledriver!
[Five pokes BBL in the eyes. Five sucks chants start in the crowd. Five slaps
BigBadLard. Five nails BBL with an inverted DDT. Five is back on his feet. Five
chokes BigBadLard with his boot. Five sucks chants start in the crowd.
BigBadLard gets up. Five grabs BBL by the throat and delivers Eight's End!! Five
goes for a pin. Bill Green counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Phil Moore - Now, how did he do that?
Greg Lowder - The winner of this match, Five! Up next, Bilko takes on The
Bird.
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