Greg Lowder - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 450 pounds, he holds the TXW Hardcore championship title belt, BigBadLard!!! (crowd cheers ****)

["The Fat-Man, Flyer is in the house!!" BigBadLard's music hits the arena as he appears at the top of the ramp and slowly dances to the ring, jiggling his belly to his fans as he goes. ]

Greg Lowder - and his opponent, weighing in at 245 pounds, he holds the TXW Heavyweight championship title belt, Slash N' Burn!!! (crowd cheers **)

[The arena goes black.... dim blue lights roam the crowd.... suddenly pyros erupt along the ramp and Slash N' Burn appears atop the stage and makes his way to the ring! BBL watches Slash. Slash N' Burn checks out the ring. (The bell rings) BBL rushes forward to legsweep Slash. Slash gets back to his feet and gives BigBadLard a reverse neckbreaker. Slash stands and BigBadLard stand up. BigBadLard chops Slash N' Burn then rakes his fingers across Slash's back. ]

Phil Moore - BigBadLard with a back rake... it's sure not my favorite move...

[Slash kicks BBL in the stomach. Slash N' Burn stomps BBL. Slash N' Burn covers BigBadLard hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 BigBadLard kicks out and climbs to his feet. Slash punches BigBadLard in the gut. Slash N' Burn pokes BigBadLard in the eyes then executes a spinning DDT, planting Slash N' Burn's head in the mat. BBL gets back to his feet. BBL goes to the top rope...frog splash on Slash N' Burn! BBL gets up with a hop. Slash N' Burn gets back to his feet, holding his side. Slash N' Burn legsweeps BBL. Slash goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 BigBadLard escapes. ]

Greg Lowder - BigBadLard kicks out after a one count.

[Now BigBadLard standing. Slash N' Burn rakes his fingers across BBL's back. Slash slaps BigBadLard. Slash sidekicks BBL halfway across the ring. Slash turns to celebrate with the fans as BigBadLard gets up and spears Slash N' burn. Slash N' Burn is up again and he’s looking angry after BBL shook that last move off. ]

Greg Lowder - Slash looks pissed that BBL recovered so quickly.

[BBL executes the slingshot facebuster, slamming Slash N' Burn's face to the mat. BBL gets up. BBL chokes Slash N' Burn with his boot. BigBadLard chants start. Slash N' Burn is up again. BigBadLard executes a split legged moonsault onto Slash N' Burn. BigBadLard gets up. BBL on the top rope...frog splash on Slash N' Burn! BBL goes to the top rope and comes crashing down onto Slash with the Gut-Buster!! BBL goes for a pin. Bill Green counts. ...1 ...2 ...Slash gets a shoulder up!]

Phil Moore - Slash N' Burn kicked out! I know I don't say this much, but that's amazing!

[BBL stands up in shock and picks Slash up once more then goes to the top rope. BigBadLard flies off and goes for a hurricanrana but Slash ducks at the last second sending BBL down. Slash quickly runs over and takes advantage with a quick DDT. As BigBadLard stumbles to his feet Slash runs up and nails BBL with the Slasher! Slash hooks BBL’s leg with one arm and grabs referee Bill Green with the other and gets a solid three count over the Fat Man!]

Greg Lowder - Slash wins!!!


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