Greg Cage - Been done before! Back before you even worked here, Phil, The Cae and Censor had this whole "modesty match" thing where they went best two out of three to decide who would decide how The Cae's sidekick, Eiya would dress.

Phil Moore - Uh, I don't know who the heck any of those people are! Are you sure you just haven't forgotten your medication?

Greg Lowder - I don't need any medication! Let's get on with the show... This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, for the second time of the night, weighing in at 280 pounds, a member of TTT accompanied by Tara Total, XL!!! (crowd boos *****)

[Music plays, XL walks out with a mean look on his face. He walks down to the ring and steps over the top rope. ]

Greg Lowder - and his opponent, weighing in at 193 pounds, from the Proud Republic of Cascadia, CM-51!!! (crowd boos )

[CM-51 walks down to the ring in his long jacket, glancing from side to side. Both men eye each other from across the ring. (ding, ding, ding) XL grabs CM-51's leg and takes him down. ]

Phil Moore - XL is truly one of the greats!

[CM-51 pins XL against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. XL breaks free and rakes his fingers across CM-51's back. ]

Greg Lowder - A vicious back rake! So, Phil you've decided to root for XL in this match of two truly unpleasant men?

[CM-51 short-arm clotheslines XL to the mat. XL is up again. CM-51 gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. CM-51 bounces XL off the ropes and clotheslines him. XL stands up. XL punches CM-51 in the gut. ]

Greg Lowder - A nice exchange on both men's part.

[XL pokes CM-51 in the eyes. ]

Phil Moore - XL knows some great self defense and martial arts move like that amazing thumb-in-eye-arani!!

[CM-51 hits XL with the belly-to-belly suplex. ]

Greg Lowder - Good belly-to-belly! "thumb-in-eye-arani"? XL just jammed his thumb in the man's eye!

[CM-51 moves back to his feet. ]

Phil Moore - What do you think a thumb-in-eye-arani is, Greg?

[CM-51 kicks XL on the mat. XL is up again. XL executes a huge gutbuster on CM-51. CM-51 is up again. CM-51 drives a forearm into the head of XL. CM-51 punches XL in the gut. ]

Greg Lowder - Both men are showing great ring ability and resilience! However, XL does seem to be a little slower to get back on his feet...

Phil Moore - What do you expect?! The man's already been in a match tonight! He's not superman!

[XL gets thrown into the turnbuckle. CM-51 comes over and smashes XL's head into it. CM-51 goes for a fisherman suplex but XL dodges the attack. CM-51 grabs XL's arm, takes him down, and puts him in the armbar. The referee is checking the situation. ... XL trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... (AHHHH!) XL manages to grab the ropes and the Ref makes CM-51 break the hold. CM-51 tosses XL to the floor. ]

Greg Lowder - Nope, XL sure isn't superman or he wouldn't have fallen on his @$$ when he got thrown out of the ring!

[Ed Duval starts the count (.1) CM-51 executes an airplane spin on XL. (..2) (...3) CM-51 kicks XL in the back of the leg. (....4) XL rakes the face of CM-51 in attempt to make a come back. (.....5) They head back into the ring. CM-51 superkicks XL. CM-51 starts kicking XL in the head. XL gets up. XL trys for a shoulderbreaker but CM-51 avoids it. XL kicks CM-51 in the stomach. XL stomps CM-51. XL applies an arm wrench to CM-51. CM-51 is up again. They head back into the ring. XL gets elbowed to his midsection by XL. ]

Phil Moore - XL, XL, XL!!

[CM-51 kicks XL in the groin. XL manages to recover and hits a lariat on CM-51. XL stomps CM-51's head. ]

Greg Lowder - So you're the XL fan club now, you ninny?

[XL applies an arm wrench to CM-51. Now CM-51 standing. XL picks up CM-51 and front slams him on the mat. XL sucks chants start in the crowd. XL grabs CM-51's arm and locks him in an armbar. Ed Duval is checking for a tap out. ... ... CM-51 quickly escapes. ]

Greg Lowder - XL is looking down right sluggish compared to the faster, fresher CM-51!

Phil Moore - That's his plan, he's trying to trick CM-51 into making a big mistake...

[CM-51 hops back to his feet. XL bounces CM-51 off the ropes and locks in a sleeperhold. Referee Ed Duval is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... ... XL tightens the hold. XL breaks the hold. XL goes for a running clotheslinebut CM-51 ducks in and hits XL with an exploder suplex. CM-51 executes the sleeperhold on XL. Ed Duval asks XL if he quits. ... XL is fighting the hold. ... XL escapes. ]

Greg Lowder - XL manages to escape.

[XL moves back to his feet. XL slaps CM-51. XL with a headbutt on CM-51. CM-51 jabs XL. XL gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. CM-51 nails XL with a belly-to-back suplex. CM-51 stands up. XL climbs to his feet. CM-51 gives XL a reverse neckbreaker. CM-51 is up again. CM-51 covers XL hooking the leg. Referee Ed Duval makes the count. ...1 ...2 XL kicks out. ]

Greg Lowder - He gets the shoulder up! I thought it was all over!

Phil Moore - I didn't, XL's the man!

[XL is back on his feet. CM-51 uppercuts XL. XL lifts CM-51 and delivers a back breaker. CM-51 rolls to the floor to recover. XL follows and Ed Duval starts the count (.1) CM-51 executes the German suplex on XL. CM-51 sucks chants start in the crowd. CM-51 is up again. (..2) CM-51 locks in a sleeper hold on XL. ]

Greg Lowder - CM-51 taking the low road. There's no submission outside the ring!

[Ed Duval is coming our of the ring and XL throws CM-51 off and, knocks Referee Ed Duval down. XL lifts CM-51 and drops him face first onto the ringsteps and turns to wake up the ref but Mike Lowder comes out of the crowd and vaults over the barricade. Mike Lowder brings a folding chair across the back of XL. XL climbs to his feet and gets his feet and starts motioning for Mike to try it again but Keven comes running out from under the stage to the ring and XL gets double teamed. The Lowder Boyz toss XL into the ring and as Mike goes to the top rope, Keven sends XL into the ropes and sets him up as Mike connects for the Lowder Leg Drop!! The Lowders go to the outside and as Keven throws CM-51 into the ring, Mike revives Ed Duval. CM-51 crawls over to XL and makes the cover. Referee Ed Duval comes into the ring and starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Phil Moore - XL is still the greatest!

Greg Lowder - The winner of this match, CM-51. And although I don't agree with my Boyz actions, there's no doubt that they have sent a message to TTT! Up next, it's Bilko vs. Grothgar! Don't miss it.


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