BBL - Call me "the Fat-Man/Flyer BigBadLard. Also, were you trying to get me to say something about food? If so, then it's worked... both of you are welcome to my candy sack while I'm here at ringside. There's plenty for each of you...

Phil Moore - No thanks...

Greg Lowder - On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Immingham, England, Jack Walton!!!

["Orgazmitron" by Sepultura starts to play and during the middle the Line "HE WHO DARES WINS!!!" is shouted out and john makes his entrance. He stands at the top of the ramp and shoulders his rucksack and travels to the ring where he slide under the middle rope and drops his rucksack in the middle ]

Greg Lowder - and his opponent, weighing in at 280 pounds, a member of TTT accompanied by Tara Total, XL!!! (crowd boos ****)

[Music plays, XL walks out with a mean look on his face. He walks down to the ring and steps over the top rope. Jack Walton glances towards BBL and XL catches him with a running forearm. (ding, ding, ding) XL gets hit with a dragon screw from Jack Walton. Jack Walton applies an arm wrench to XL. Jack Walton stomps XL's head. Jack Walton puts XL in an arm grapevine submission. XL gets back to his feet. Jack Walton jabs XL. XL uses a running lariat to take Jack Walton down. XL goes for a pin. Ed Duval counts. ...1 ...2 Jack Walton escapes. ]

Greg Lowder - Almost had a early winner but Walton gets his shoulder up.

BBL - From the brief contact I've had with Jack-o, I feel that one thing he can do, is get his shoulder up after XL hits him with a lariat. He's also good for crushing old trash cans you have lying around...

[XL hits a power slam on Jack Walton. XL sucks chants start in the crowd. XL gets back to his feet. Jack Walton stands up. XL sends Jack Walton to ringside. ]

Phil Moore - Hey, Lard...

BBL - Recite my full title, please... and add "the Hardcore champ" to the front.

[XL smashes Walton's head against the barricade. ]

Phil Moore - Umm... The Hardcore champ Flying-fat BigBadLard, if they come over here, you'll protect your fellow announcers, won't you? Namely me. Forget Lowder.

[XL uppercuts Jack Walton. Jack Walton staggers back, but recovers quickly and comes back with a bulldog on XL. Jack Walton stands up. Jack Walton covers XL. Ed Duval counts the pin. ...1 ...2 XL kicks out. ]

Greg Lowder - Close one! BigBadLard, who would you rather see win this match?

BBL - I don't know, I'm not really friends with either of them...

[XL is up again. XL elbows Walton in his midsection. ]

Phil Moore - He means, who do you want to face in your match next week?

BBL - If I have to choose somebody, I'd say that little Tara Total over there. She's quite a number.

Phil Moore - True enough... but in this match we're watching... oh, never mind.

[XL grabs a trashcan from under the ring and when Walton is coming at him, he brings it over his head, knocking Walton to the floor. XL pulls Walton to his feet and hits him with a jumping DDT onto the trashcan. XL sucks chants start in the crowd. XL stands up. ]

BBL - Walton doesn't seem to have much luck when it comes to trashcans. Maybe he trapped a Leprechaun in one once or something...

Phil Moore - You're making even less sense than Lowder here.

[Walton XL hits the fallaway slam on Jack Walton. XL sucks chants start in the crowd. XL gets up. Walton gets into the ring and as XL is following him in, he swings his rucksack and hits XL in the face, taking him off his feet. Walton swings it at XL again, as XL is getting up, but it's ducked and Walton is taken down with a hard clothesline. XL bounces off the rope and leg drops Jack Walton. XL sucks chants start in the crowd. XL, climbs to the top rope and comes down with a HUGE elbowdrop!! It's not just L, it's XL!! XL covers Jack Walton. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Greg Lowder - The winner of this match, XL!!!

Phil Moore - I really thought you were going to interfere, Fat-Man..

BBL - No, I just wanted to watch the match. I'll see you guys around.


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