Phil Moore - Really, I may have to stay tuned..
[ BBL chops Grothgar across the throat . BBL slaps Grothgar in the face. Grothgar gives BBL a
reverse neckbreaker. Grothgar covers BBL hooking
the leg. Referee Bill Green makes the count. ...1 ...2 BBL easily gets his
shoulder up. ]
Phil Moore - Yeah... really great, Greg.
Greg Lowder - Why hasn't anybody fired you yet?
[ BBL climbs to his feet. BigBadLard receives a nasty chop but recovers and
comes back with a spear, flattening Grothgar. BBL moves back to his feet. BBL goes for a pin. Bill Green counts.
...1 ...2 Grothgar escapes. ]
Greg Lowder - OHHHHHHH So close!!!
[ BBL goes to the top rope and as Grothgar gets up, he takes him down with a devastating
dropkick! As Grothgar catches his breath, BigBadLard goes to the outside and
grabs a trashcan and lid from his cart and tosses it into the ring, he then
grabs the umbrella from the top and tosses it in. Then he grabs a brown paper
bag from the cart and rolls into the ring, he places the bag in the corner of
the ring, and when he turns around Grothgar hits him in the face with the
trashcan lid. BBL falls to the mat and rolls outside the ring. ]
Phil Moore - Yes! That's what I want to see!
[ Grothgar goes outside the ring and grabs a folding chair from one of the TXW staff members, but when he turns around BBL runs the cart into him. BBL then jumps onto the ring apron and nails Grothgar with a frog splash! BigBadLard stands up. Suddenly, the mystery person comes out of the crowd and jumps the barricade. He's holding a rucksack in one hand and a club in the other. He drops the bad and rolls into the ring. He swings the club but BBL dodges it and hits hits him with a backdrop. the mystery person gets up and tries to lift BigBadLard but isn't enough. mystery person hits him with a back fist. BBL recovers and suplexes the mystery person across the trash can. ]
Greg Lowder - Ouch!
Phil Moore - I agree.
[ Grothgar is standing with the folding chair and nails BBL across the back
with it, sending him to the mat. Grothgar drags BigBadLard to his feet and tries
to go for the Strondar Slam, but as he's struggling to lift the fat-man, BBL
knees him in the gut and bounces him off the ropes, delivering a backdrop onto
the mystery person, crushing the trash can completely. BBL hits Grothgar in the
head with the folding chair and lays it on top on the pile. Then he goes to the
corner with the paper bag and takes it to the top rope with him. He open the bag
and pours jelly beans into his mouth... then he comes down with the Gut Buster!! Bill
Green counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Phil Moore - I guess Lard-o just needed an energy boost...
Greg Lowder - The winner of this match, and new TXW Hardcore championship
champion, despite that mystery man and Grothgar's efforts, BigBadLard!! Don't
miss Greg Cage and Bilko, coming up next.