XL & Tara Total vs. The Lowder Boyz (Tag Titles)

XL & Tara Total vs. Lowder Boyz (TXW Tag Team championship)

Greg Lowder - This match is a Standard Match tag match for the TXW Tag Team championship titles. On there way to the ring at this time, XL & Tara Total!!!

[XL & Tara Total come to the ring. ]

Greg Lowder - and their opponents, the team of Lowder Boyz.

[The Lowder Boyz music plays as Mike and Keven run to the ring and slide in. While Mike is checking his boots. XL comes from behind and executes a pumphandle suplex on Mike Lowder. (ring, ring, ring) Mike executes the guillotine choke on XL. Now Mike Lowder standing. XL executes a huge gutbuster on Mike. Mike is up again. Mike hits him with a back fist. Mike tags in Keven. Keven Lowder suplexes XL. Keven Lowder punches XL repeatedly. ]

Greg Lowder - XL deserves a beating after that cheep shot to Mike!

[The Ref makes Keven get off XL. Keven kicks XL in the back of the leg. XL tags Tara Total. Tara Total stands up. Tara Total slaps Keven in the face. Keven Lowder shoves Tara Total and tells her to tag XL back in. Tara Total pulls Keven's hair. ]

Phil Moore - If there's one thing that gets you Loudly Boys mad, it's pulling their hair. Right, Greg?

[XL tagged in by Tara Total. XL chops Keven. ]

Greg Lowder - Don't you dare try it..

[ Mike tagged in by Keven Lowder. Mike executes the slingshot facebuster, slamming XL's face to the mat. Keven Lowder kicks XL in the groin. When XL is getting up Keven executes the slingshot facebuster on him! ]

Greg Lowder - That's the way, Stay on him!

[XL pokes Keven in the eyes. XL uses a closed fist on Keven. Mike is reeling and tags in Keven. Keven executes a German suplex on XL. Keven Lowder moves back to his feet. XL tags Tara Total. Keven grabs Tara by the hair and pulls her away from her corner. Then Keven hits her with a dragon screw. Keven is up again. Tara Total climbs to her feet. Tara Total tries to lift Keven but is not strong enough.]

Phil Moore - Ha! You're boy's too fat!
Greg Lowder - Shut up.

[Tara Total slaps Keven and tags XL. Keven dropkicks XL. XL rolls back and tags Tara in. Keven gives Tara Total a reverse neckbreaker. Keven gets up. Tara Total slowly stands. Keven hiptosses Tara. Tara tags XL after a cheepshot to Keven. Keven recovers and grabs XL, applying an arm wrench. XL is up again. XL tags in Tara Total. Keven hits Tara with an arm wrench. Tara Total tags in XL. Keven uses a lariat on XL. XL stands up. Keven tags in Mike. Mike slaps XL. XL picks Mike up and front slams him on the mat. Mike gets up. Mike jabs XL. Mike Lowder gives XL a reverse neckbreaker. Mike Lowder and XL are back on their feet. Mike Lowder makes the tag to Keven Lowder. Mike uses a closed fist on XL. Mike Lowder punches XL in the gut. XL takes a slap to the face from Keven Lowder. ]

Greg Lowder - I have to give XL credit for withstanding Keven and Mike's attack...

[Keven gets elbowed to his midsection by XL. Keven uppercuts XL. ]

Phil Moore - This is a brutal match... blood would add allot.

[XL brings in Tara Total. Tara Total punches Keven repeatedly. ]

Greg Lowder - Keven is getting tired, he needs to make a tag to his brother.

[ Keven takes Tara down with a dropkick. XL tagged in by Tara Total. XL uses a running lariat to keep Keven from making the tag. XL drags Keven Lowder to the floor. ]

Greg Lowder - Come on Keven!

[Bill Green starts the count (.1) ]

Phil Moore - Oh my god, if all this goes to a count out, I'm going to freak out!

[(..2) Keven receives a series of punches from XL. ]

Phil Moore - Keven's really getting a beating!

[(...3) Keven executes a jawbreaker on XL. Keven gets up. XL gets back to his feet. (....4) Keven gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. (.....5) Keven Lowder and XL move back into the ring. Keven takes XL off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Keven makes the tag to Mike. Mike stomps XL. ]

Greg Lowder - Keven makes the tag!!

[ Mike grabs XL and applies an arm wrench. Mike chokes XL with his boot. ]

Phil Moore - My old Grandmother could do better than that boy of yours.. and she's dead!

[Mike bounces XL off the ropes and clotheslines him. XL makes the tag to Tara. Keven stomps Tara Total. He grabs Tara and hits her with a German suplex. Keven kicks Tara Total on the mat. Tara tags XL. Tara Total sets Keven Lowder up DDTs him into the mat. XL with a jumping DDT on Keven Lowder. ]

Greg Lowder - A brutal series of DDTs to Mike.

[XL tags in Tara. Tara enters the ring and as Keven is getting up she executes a spinning DDT, sending him right back down again. ]

Phil Moore - I'm not fan of your boys, but that's just mean spirited!

[Keven start to get up again and Tara Total knocks him through the ropes to the floor ]

Greg Lowder - She's not giving him a chance to recover! COME ON KEVEN!

[Bill Green starts the count (.1) (..2) Tara Total gives Keven Lowder a reverse neckbreaker. (...3) Tara Total sends Keven face first into the ringpost. ]

Phil Moore - If she keeps working on his head like that, you might have two sons in drag!.
Greg Lowder - That was a one time thing, and shut up!!

[(....4) Tara smashes Keven's head into the ring apron.(.....5) Tara takes Keven back into the ring. Tara tries for a gutbuster but is unable to lift Keven. Keven pokes Tara Total in the eyes. Keven bounces Tara off the ropes and faceslams her onto the mat. Now Keven standing. Tara Total tags in XL. Keven tries a neckbreaker but XL lands one instead. ]

Greg Lowder - No! He was making a comeback!

[XL tags Tara. Keven executes the guillotine choke on Tara. Keven gets back to his feet. Keven grabs Tara and hits a suplex. ]

Phil Moore - This match just goes on, and on, and on...

[Tara climbs to her feet. Keven tags in Mike. Keven comes from behind and bulldogs Tara. ]

Greg Lowder - Tag and a bulldog!

[Tara Total gets sent into the turnbuckle while Keven hits her with a splash. Mike Lowder executes a snap mare on Tara and locks her into the sleeper. The referee is asking Tara if she taps ... Tara Total is fighting the hold. ... Tara Total tries to escape. Mike breaks the hold. Mike tags Keven. Keven nails Tara Total with a springboard dropkick. Tara Total gets sent into the turnbuckle while Mike hits her with a dropkick. Keven hits a power slam on Tara Total. ]

Phil Moore - The Lowder Boyz are double teaming a defenseless woman! I can't take much more of this... I'm taking a nap.

[Tara executes a swinging bulldog on Keven driving Keven Lowder's face into the mat. Tara Total is up again. Tara Total punches Keven repeatedly. XL tagged in by Tara Total. Keven delivers a kick to the head of XL. XL is up again. XL executes a back breaker on Keven Lowder. XL executes the sleeper hold on Keven Lowder. Bill Green is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... Keven Lowder tries to escape. ... Keven Lowder is fighting the hold. Mike runs in a breaks it up. ]

Greg Lowder - That was almost it..

Phil Moore - zzzzzzzz...

[ Keven punches XL in the gut. ]

Phil Moore - Do you think I could up the guitar at my age? Maybe quit my job here, and go where the wind takes me? Sing folk songs about my free spirit? ... Nah, it doesn't sound like much money..

[ Keven forearm smashes XL. Keven Lowder brings in Mike for Lowder Boyz. Mike kicks XL in the groin. ]

Greg Lowder - Whatever it takes...

[XL rakes his fingers across Mike's back. XL drives a forearm into Mike. Mike comes from behind and bulldogs XL. Mike gets back to his feet. Mike Lowder rakes the face of XL to slow him down. Mike gets sidewalk slammed by XL. ]

Phil Moore - Looks like he just made him angry..

[XL covers Mike Lowder hooking the leg. Bill Green counts. ...1 ...2 Mike Lowder escapes. ]

Phil Moore - Somebody went for a cover??? That's unheard of in TXW!.

[XL picks up Mike and delivers a bone crunching shoulder breaker. XL goes for a pin. Bill Green counts. ...1 ...2 Mike kicks out. ]

Greg Lowder - HANG IN THERE, MIKE!!

[ Mike gets back to his feet. XL makes the tag to Tara Total. XL nails Mike with an inverted DDT. XL hits the fallaway slam on Mike. XL hits a running forearm smash on Mike Lowder's face. ]

Phil Moore - I don't say this much, but wow. What a series of shots..

[Mike Lowder hits XL with the back of his elbow. Mike Lowder makes the tag to Keven Lowder. Tara tries for a suplex but is unable to lift Keven. Tara gives Keven another reverse neckbreaker and he's down. Tara Total is up again. ]

Greg Lowder - Damnit!

[Tara tags in XL. XL uses a running lariat to take Keven down. XL picks Keven up and delivers a huge shoulder breaker. Tara executes a gutbuster on Keven. ]

Phil Moore - Your boy needs help there, Greg.

[Keven manages to make the tag to his brother. XL gets elbowed in his midsection by Mike. ]

Greg Lowder - Here we go!

[XL clotheslines Mike Lowder. ]

Phil Moore - Go to the mat, Greg?

[XL hiptosses Mike Lowder. Mike hops up and hiptosses XL. ]

Greg Lowder - Atta boy, Mike!

[XL gets back to his feet. Tara tagged in by XL. Tara Total tries for a tiger suplex but Mike avoids it. Tara tries for a gutbuster but Mike avoids it too. Mike Lowder drives a forearm into the head of Tara. Mike tags in Keven. Tara recovers quickly and gives Keven Lowder a reverse neckbreaker. Now Tara Total starts to pose over the fallen Keven but he leg sweeps her to the mat. ]

Greg Lowder - Haha!

[Keven Lowder is up again. Tara Total gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Keven comes over and smashes Tara Total's head into it. Tara executes a swinging bulldog on Keven Lowder driving Keven's face into the mat. They lockup. Tara Total sends Keven to the corner of the ring. Tara makes the tag to XL. powerslams Keven. XL hits a running forearm smash on Keven Lowder's face. Keven Lowder gets thrown into the turnbuckle. XL follows him and starts punching him in the head. XL nails Keven Lowder with an inverted DDT. ]

Phil Moore - Oh my god!

[XL covers Mike. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Keven Kicks out! As they get up Keven hits XL with an exploder suplex! ]

Greg Lowder - How about that! He's not beaten yet!

[Now Keven Lowder standing. Keven Lowder executes a snap mare on XL and locks him into the sleeper. Bill Green asks XL if he quits. ... ... Keven Lowder breaks the hold. Keven drags XL to the floor. Bill Green starts the count (.1) (..2) Keven Lowder legsweeps XL. XL gets up. (...3) XL kicks Keven in the head. (....4) Keven lands a series of punches on XL. (.....5) XL throws Keven into the ring and follows. Keven uses a closed fist on XL. ]

Greg Lowder - Ha! They can't keep him down!

[XL brings in Tara Total. XL bounces Keven Lowder off the ropes and clotheslines him. Ah he gets up Keven is speared by Tara Total. ]

Phil Moore - You boy is gonna' get himself killed in there..

[Keven Lowder hits her with a back fist. Tara Total tags XL. Keven Lowder pins XL against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Keven Lowder picks up XL and front slams him on the mat. ]

Greg Lowder - He's not going to get killed! Bruised, beaten, oh hell yeah, but they'll never break him!

[Keven Lowder chokes XL. Keven Lowder stomps XL's head. Keven hits XL with the back of his elbow.]

Greg Lowder - He's coming back!

[Keven bounces XL off the ropes and clotheslines him. Now XL standing. XL grabs Keven Lowder's leg and takes him down. Keven Lowder makes the tag to Mike Lowder. Mike Lowder pokes XL in the eyes. Mike hits a power slam on XL. Mike gets back to his feet. XL moves back to his feet. XL punches Mike. XL gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. XL takes Mike Lowder off his feet with a short-arm clothesline XL covers Mike. Bill Green counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Mike kicks out. ]

Greg Lowder - GO, MIKE!!

[ Mike is back on his feet. Mike makes the tag to Keven Lowder. Keven jabs XL. Keven chops XL. Keven Lowder punches XL in the head. XL brings in Tara Total for XL & Tara Total. XL and Tara whip Keven into the corner and Tara Total follows him in with an avalanche. Keven tags Mike. Tara Total gives Mike Lowder a reverse neckbreaker. Now Tara Total standing. Tara Total punches Mike Lowder repeatedly. ]

Greg Lowder - Tara Total may be an attractive woman, but I think we can all tell from this match that she's got a mean streak uglier than.. you, Phil.
Phil Moore - That's uncalled for, and who cares about her mean streak, she's a major hottie!
[Mike Lowder chops Tara Total. ]

Phil Moore - DON'T HIT THE HOTTIE!

[Tara Total tags in XL. Mike Lowder short-arm clotheslines XL to the mat. XL climbs to his feet. Mike Lowder tags in Keven Lowder. Mike uses a lariat on XL. ]

Greg Lowder - Finish this one up, guys!

[Mike Lowder pins XL against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. XL picks up Mike and front slams him on the mat. ]

Phil Moore - Ooh!

[Keven Lowder brings in Mike for Lowder Boyz. XL grabs Mike Lowder and applies an arm wrench. Mike Lowder is back on his feet. Mike rakes his fingers across XL's back. XL tags Tara Total. Tara Total executes a huge gutbuster on Mike Lowder. XL hits him with a back fist. ]

Greg Lowder - They're double teaming Mike!

[While the Ref is trying to get Tara out of the ring, XL gets thrown into the Lowder Boyz' corner. Mike comes over and smashes XL's head into the turnbuckle. Mike tag in Keven and they both go to work on XL in the corner. ]

Greg Lowder - Finish this one!

[XL shoves Mike Lowder into the ref, and Tara goes after Mike. Mike Lowder sends Tara over the top rope with a clothesline. The Lowder Boyz signal for the Lowder Leg Drop! ]

Greg Lowder - Here it comes!

[ Mike gets on the top rope and Keven bounces XL off the ropes... Keven lifts XL, but before Mike can jump, Tara Total gets on the apron and knocks Mike off the turnbuckle to the outside, causing Keven and XL to crash to the mat. Tara climbs the turnbuckle, does a little dance and nails Keven with the Tara Moonsault! She puts XL's arm over Keven and revives the ref. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Phil Moore - Wow! It's over!

Greg Lowder - DAMNIT!! The winners and new TXW Tag Team Champs, XL and Tara Total.. up next, BigBadLard and Grothgar go toe to toe for the Hardcore title.

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