"Mike Lowder delivers Aina's ring attire" promo

Mike Lowder is show outside Aina's locker room. He knocks on the door and when she answers says "Here you go, Aina, I picked this out just for you!" Offers shopping bag.
"Ah, no new, I broought my own geer with me. But it is very kind of ya ta oofer." Starts to close her door but Mike stops it with his hand.
"No, this is for your match tonight. Didn't they tell you? It's a "Lowder fashion" match!" holding out the shopping bag.
"Ooo, they's always say Ameruca not so modern but more backward and not so much fun. But I said they'd be free like us. I glad ta see ya guys are free too. Since I's going to be weering yar clothes, do ya wanna weer mine?"
"Uhh, sure, whatca got?"
"Well, I planned on weering these burning tights and halter. And I's got a closeet o'er there ya can leek at."
"Oh no, me and Keven have a bathroom in out locker room..."
Aina looks confused, but nods trying to fit in. "I sees, well, here's my fashin match." The camera has moved to that Aina is covered by a vase of flowers as she takes off her ring attire and tosses it to Mike.
After a stunned pause... "You're me new favorite person!! ... hey, you don't honestly want me to wear this stuff do you?" He begins examining the halter top.
"I's thooght that'd what Lowda fashin match be for."
Considers this for a moment "... and it is! By the way, we're supposed to get together after the show and have another Lowder fashion match." Takes off his Lowder Boyz t-shirt and cargo pants, and hands them to Aina. Leaving him in his boxers.
"Ah, wit Victoree too?"
"Um...sadly no, she's partnered with Keven, so... they'll have their own after show match."
There is a knock at the door "Excuse me," door cracks open as Keven pops his head in "Have you seen... MIKE!"
Mike shoves Keven out and closes the door behind them "Bye, Aina!"
Aina calls out "See ya later."
Keven grins "So, what was that?"
Mike answers "None of you buesness!"
As the Lowders walk down the hall... "So, how did Victory like her ring attire?"
"Clearly not as much as Aina..."

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