Welcome to TXW
As the Rage introduction finishes and the fans cheers begin to subside, "Don't F With Me I'm Management" blares from the speakers as John McDuffy walks down to the ring proudly to welcome his fans back to TXW. Just as McDuffy opens his mouth to speak, the microphone goes dead and the lights suddenly go out. For several moments the room is completely black, then, without warning, the
violin begins it's song and a soft blue light masks the crowd revealing a very upset John McDuffy in the middle of the ring.
The song plays several seconds longer before the void logo flashes on the screen followed by an image of part of Ruth Johnson's dark office. "Duffy, I know you had some big plans for tonight," Ruth Johnson's voice says, still
off screen, "but looking over the card, things look a bit bland, you know... lacking a little sugar and spice. Well, I'm quite a fan of sugar and spices, Duffy."
Ruth crosses the room and sits lazily in a leather chair onscreen, "Now, I could spice things up a bit by throwing those tasty Lowders into speedos and having them fight each other; nothing better than a little brother-on-brother action, eh Duffy? Or should I ask lil' Lukey? He'd probably know what I'm talking about. But, anyway, spicy as that would be, I doubt if we could make things very sweet with those other guys on the card, and if you can't have sweet, you can't have spicy. So Duffy, here's the deal, tonight, everything stays the same except the main event. I'm moving Phom to the first match where he can fight every woman's dream machine, a returning, Big Bad Lard. So ladies, get your cameras out now." Ruth smiles knowing John McDuffy must be figuring out the next step by now. "So John, you know, we need a
main event now. I guess we could have Carter take on Lil' Lukey, but he's his manager and all, so maybe not. Carter and Peter Jones doesn't really excite me and I'm not really in the mood to fight, so who does that leave us with...?" Ruth looks out thoughtfully for a moment then looks at the camera and smiles, "Why don't I just let him introduce himself to you..."
In the ring, John McDuffy looks confused before the truth suddenly sinks in as he spins around to see Slash N' Burn with his middle finger
prominently displayed. As the screen goes black with the void logo returning once more, the S.O.B. takes John McDuffy through the Path of Destruction. Slash N' Burn's music screams out as he spits on McDuffy, kicks him several times, and heads up the ramp, ignoring his screaming fans.