Big Bad Lard vs. Phom (Non-Title Match) gimmick (Standard Match)


Greg Lowder - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 412 pounds, from Down South, Phom!!! (crowd cheers **)

[With an explosion Phom walks out to a screaming wall of sound. ]

Greg Lowder - and his opponent, weighing in at 450 pounds, Big Bad Lard!!! (crowd cheers ********)

["THE FAT-MAN/FLYER IS IN THE HOUSE!!!" BBL's music begins as he appears and slowly makes his way to the ring. Giving high fives along the way and jiggling his belly at the crowd. B.B.L. grabs the mic and yells: "THE FAT-MAN/FLYER IS IN THE HOUSE!!!" (ding, ding, ding) Big Bad Lard gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Phom comes over and smashes B.B.L.'s head into it. Phom kicks B.B.L. in the groin. A springboard dropkick by B.B.L. sends Phom to the mat. ]

Phil Moore - B.B.L. executes a springboard dropkick. Wow, never seen that before...

Greg Lowder - So, Phil, what do you think about this business with Ruth Johnson? She's always tried her best to get under Commissioner McDuffy's skin, do you think she's gone too far this time? Bringing back two of the men McDuffy hated most on the debut night of the new TXW?

[ B.B.L. stands up. Big Bad Lard sends Phom to ringside. ]

Phil Moore - Well, Greg, they both own a good chunk of TXW, of which I am an employee, so I'm not going to choose sides... All I'm going to say is that if somebody went behind my back like that, I'd get even!

[Bill Green starts the count (.1) B.B.L. dropkicks Phom's knee. (..2) Big Bad Lard stomps Phom. (...3) B.B.L. kicks Phom on the floor. (....4) B.B.L. stomps Phom. Phom is back on his feet. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Phom sends BigBadLard to the metal grate with a huge chop. (......6) Phom and Big Bad Lard move back to ringside. BigBadlard takes Phom down with a hurricana and moves back into the ring, followed by Phom. Big Bad Lard takes a slap to the face from Phom. Big Bad Lard kicks Phom in the groin. Phom executes the brain buster on Big Bad Lard. Phom moves back to his feet. Phom covers B.B.L. hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 B.B.L. kicks out. ]

Phil Moore - We almost had a winner. Well... one of them, almost won the match that is to say...

[Now B.B.L. standing. Phom executes the sleeperhold on B.B.L.. Referee Bill Green is checking for a tap out. ... B.B.L. trys to escape. ... ... Phom breaks the hold. ]

Greg Lowder - We almost had a winner.

[Phom drags B.B.L. to the floor. Bill Green starts the count (.1) Phom hits a running forearm smash on Big Bad Lard's face. Big Bad Lard climbs to his feet. (..2) (...3) Phom slaps B.B.L.. (....4) Phom legsweeps Big Bad Lard. (.....5) B.B.L. takes Phom into the ring. B.B.L. rakes his fingers across Phom's back. ]

Phil Moore - Big Bad Lard executes a back rake. Wow, I know we're all ready to piss out pants now!

[ B.B.L. bounces Phom off the ropes and clotheslines him. Big Bad Lard stomps Phom's head. ]

Greg Lowder - BigBadLard taking it to Phom now!

[Phom is back on his feet. Phom tackles B.B.L.. Phom stomps B.B.L.. B.B.L. gets back to his feet. Phom body slams B.B.L.. B.B.L. stands up. Phom executes the sleeperhold on Big Bad Lard. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Big Bad Lard trys to escape. Phom breaks the hold. ]

Phil Moore - This is by far the best match ever in the history... blah blah blah... who writes this stuff?!

[Phom pins B.B.L. against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Phom uses a lariat on Big Bad Lard. Big Bad Lard moves back to his feet. Phom jabs B.B.L.. Phom picks up Big Bad Lard and executes the cradle DDT. Wham! Wham! Wham! Phom gives Big Bad Lard's one hell of a Headache with three DDT's, this one's over Phom goes for a pin. Referee Bill Green makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Greg Lowder - We've got ourselves a winner!

Phil Moore - Well, I have to say, Phom made a strong showing here tonight, if he weren't such a complete retard, I would have to respect him.

Greg Lowder - Whatever, Phil. Coming up next, TXW newcomer, Loud Mouthed Stevie Drake will take on Will O'Neal!

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